Ode to Myself
In the past week I have...
Set off the fire alarm while making pita chips,
(O, lovely hummus!)
(O, smokey kitchen!)
Locked mei daed's keys in his car after church and
Borne the humiliation of my misconduct
At the tender loving mercies of the brethren
(In other words, lots of teasing!)
And stole a spiced chai tea bag
From the Baptist fellowship hall.
Although, I did get permission from a Baptist, so it doesn't count.
"Flavorful blend of spices."
You'd steal it too!