Ode to Myself
In the past week I have...
In the past week I have...
Set off the fire alarm while making pita chips,
(O, lovely hummus!)
(O, smokey kitchen!)
(O, lovely hummus!)
(O, smokey kitchen!)
Locked mei daed's keys in his car after church and
Borne the humiliation of my misconduct
At the tender loving mercies of the brethren
(In other words, lots of teasing!)
Borne the humiliation of my misconduct
At the tender loving mercies of the brethren
(In other words, lots of teasing!)
And stole a spiced chai tea bag
From the Baptist fellowship hall.
From the Baptist fellowship hall.
Although, I did get permission from a Baptist, so it doesn't count.
"Flavorful blend of spices."
You'd steal it too!
The aforementioned Pickle would like me to inform the world that they were free, so it wasn't stealing!
ReplyDeleteAnd you actually posted that without my knowledge?! I might have said it wasn't stealing, but at least the words should have come from mei own lips!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, they were free... why else would they be out for the world to snatch?
They did come from your own lips, sweetie.
ReplyDeleteAnd besides, they weren't out for the world to snatch... they were for ME to snatch.
Too much fuss over a tea bag!
Talk about a bad apple...
ReplyDeleteTalk about corny phrases... *wink*
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